Magic: the Gathering - Cat Problems
PROBLEM - Obviously your cat is drawn towards the table where you are now gaming as it is where your attention is now focused (instead of the cat).
SOLUTION - Do not play attention to the feline (erhmagherd a kitteh!) - simply ignore the fuzz ball. If the cat refuses to leave, continuing playing and pretend its a big, lumpy, fuzzy playmat.
Cast an enchantment that gives this kitty Trample.
Football players… are bitching about sexuality and bullying…
Basketball and Baseball players… are complaining about who can pay them more money.
Hockey Players… Fall out due to a heart complication, then regain consciousness, and ask if there is still enough time to get back in the game!
Magic: the Gathering - MTG Everywhere
• Go to a nice, upscale restaurant or club with a bunch ‘o’ peeps
• Order beverages, snackies.
• Start playing Magic: the Gathering.
Sounds like a good idea…